MacGougan at Large
Notes on Cars - 8
Car Song
To cap off this series on cars, here’s a musical (in your head) tribute to the model of car that I drive. It’s a Ford model that was discontinued after 2019.
IT’S MY C-MAX! You want to drive a great big tank? I’ll tell you now, you’ll break the bank But if you wanna get some scratch back Come check out my little hatchback. It’s my C-Max My sporty, little C-Max When I drive it, I feel good Goes anywhere a Beemer could It’s my C-Max! Don’t need to drive a bottle rocket It’s fast enough, so don’t you knock it Sports cars at the gas pumps chuggin’ I pass because this car’s a plug-in. It’s my C-Max My sporty, little C-Max Big enough to hold my friends And parks where you can’t fit a Benz It’s my C-Max! It’s got spunk, and I can feel it Don’t live in fear of who might steal it Sorry if this makes you sore But they don’t make ‘em anymore. It’s my C-Max My sporty, little C-Max All around the neighborhood Goes everywhere a Bentley could It’s my C-Max!
(Next: Notes on My Dangerous Neighborhood)